Hi I used to be a bad guy
even an evil person
but I’ve changed for the better
meet the meaner version
This is just the first verse burstin’
out the stash I’m packin’
clockin’ into work to merc
masses of track assassins
Ain’t no maskin how sick it is
you ain’t ill enough to call me a peer
and I hadn’t spit a verse
in fifteen years
This is the reappear
Mxlpct back through the portal
after absorbin’ stem cells
from aborted immortals
Yo da never figured THIS SHIT’s SITH with a twist
Jet I did came with the force slid let Vader think that they’re his
Get what time it is in a frantic second of panic
trying to stretch a last tic till a detonator triggers plastic
That’s it bat shit batch of bad acid
shocked awake stabbin’ a man in a casket
I need an escape I’m mad I’ve had it
with not havin’ a pen when all the walls are padded
At least the hall o’ graphic porn I added’s
pretty easy to find on signs along the explored corridors of my mind
but if you open that door that completely lets me out of mine
HAH you’re facing Hell the Abyss and Hades combined
Wait pause freeze for an eon of time
gotta backtrack a parsec to catch pace with rewinds
Never mind run it back like a running back that just rushed a hundred yards offensive line’s flagged for fuckin’ roughin’ retarded guards
It’s hard killing with jokes that got Barbara Gordon rolling
to spread at shoots for cripple porn
and I’m tryin’ to keep it tasteful but we need more nipple showing
Get left scared crowin’ God Damn MiX GOT HAM pulling bars off Arkham
to go beat on a PO TUSsin he coughs up a pardon
And yo I don’t even really know if that’s a double or triple entendre
like Marshall waking mid sentence in a prison hospital
‘cause I pulled an M out of comma
That’s nada shot if ya counting to add up sum drama it’s still nil
while being murdered figured I’d take a stab at returning the kill
like a deranged gift exchange
My range on a beat’s bout as far as my mind goes
byproduct of the process of osmosis with the cosmos
Select left click Mxlpct Enter God Mode
Hit Return Error, red syntax botched coded Open Matrix plot hole
Escape Close Exit pull the plug
socket in the grill’n single cup and roast another mug
Boost L oh I mean D from devil chugged
continuin’ to choose to train I’m outta practice
but this stream’ll still seem like you’re in a pissing match with Galactus
still at this hand I dealt crash landed
and smacked a Magat with the impact to crack a planet
Rap mechanic tinkered with the Enterprise to try to increase drive and cracked it
Now I’m so warped full thrust’ll shift a Nuva ring into a gastric band from twin to twin
when separated by an equator long human centipede to travel in
See I’m not just another tunneling madman rambling
since no emcee’s come as nutty through a line that long till this song
and if that don’t sound right it’s cause I wrote this entire track double timing Dead Wrong
There’s several different levels of
Correction nine circles of hell but couldn’t settle for that
so I came to earth to put the tenth on the map
but that’s what I gotta do to not remain a mystery
and shine through the shadows of the greatest in history
’til you’re listin’ me after listenin’ to me
simply kill some of the illest tracks to hit the industry
like they ain’t shit to me
Nah not even a little bit but that’s what you get when dealing with Mxlpct
Mxl flip Mxl rip any track Mxlpct don’t give a shit
Not one eeny meeny miney teeny weeny teensy tiny
pebble out my hiney I’m grimy don’t even try to out-rhyme me
You ain’t on my level I’m way too high
you need a ladder on Everest just to be eye to eye
and if you can’t see why then you probably never will
ever get what makes Mxl ill
’til the horrific kill endin’ Dunnin’-Kruger
closes the dissonance and proves you stupider
Oops blacked out blew all fuses
tryin to see-low roll for an opponent’s soul
and tripped on six over a deuce from Lucifer
Loser